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forgetting-the-fuck-ups:

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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.

itsdamnfunny:

danceycorpse:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

how the fuck does that happen in 2 years?

because hollywood is a martian acronym for pimpifier

Dayum. They both lookin good.

When you walk by your ex and you know you look good.
most kids these days...
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

electricsympathy:
“I’ve always wanted a beard”



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